Saturday, June 5, 2010

Surviving the first day of classes


Teachers and bullies usually love this day. It's that time of the year where they scope potential losers to scare the crap out of them. The first day of classes. So to avoid being the next person to get a wedgie from a bully, follow these tips, and surely you'll make it back to your house alive.

1. Wear clothes that don't scream nerd, slut, or loser. This means avoid wearing sweater vests, bling-blings, short skirts, tops that barely cover your tits, thick glasses, hooker heels, emo make up, your dad's floral shirt, or 5 year-old sister's tank top.

2. If your school requires you to wear a uniform, then don't do anything to change your uniform into some weird anime uniform. Wear simple accessories that don't overpower your uniform. If you're a guy, a watch and a baller would do. If you're a girl, a watch, a simple bracelet, and earrings would do.

3. Don't get a weird haircut. You don't want to be known as "the guy in that weird bowl haircut", or "that dude in a mullet", or "that chick who looks like a dude".

4. When introducing yourself, don't talk and talk and talk. Don't share you life story with them. Give only the important information. Your name, and what school you were previously in.

5. Don't borrow money on the first day. Enough said.

6. Don't bring lunch to school. Buy at the cafeteria. But if your mom insists that you should bring lunch, don't bring a dorky lunch box.

7. Hang out with the cool kids. If you can't, choose someone who's not a dork.

8. Do not be weird.

That's all the tips I could think of. If it's crappy, I'm sorry.




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