Saturday, June 5, 2010

How To Be A Girl (Part 1)

This blog entry concerns people who want to know how to be a girl. If you ask me why I am writing about this topic, it's because some friend of mine asked me what would it be like to be a girl. I don't know if he's gay or something, but I thought this might be a very good topic to talk about. And since my gender is undefined, what I will say may be not as accurate. But with years and years of research, this is the next best thing.


Since being a girl can be a very broad topic, there will be a part 2 or even a part 3 of this blog.

First of all, let us define what a girl is. Thanks to my friend Merriam and Webster, girl is defined as a female child from birth to adulthood, or an unmarried woman, or can also be married. Either way, a girl is a female human being.

Becoming a girl can be easy, but if you're a man, you'd end up being a homosexual. To prevent that from happening, sex change is strongly advised. You'd need a pair breasts, hormones that girls possess, and a vjayjay.

First thing that you want to know is that there are several kinds of girls. You'd have to choose from them to accurately become a girl. Since there are a lot of types, we would only focus on one. The Girly Girl.

Unlike the other girls, the Girly girl is unique, because she is full of joy. Like a ray of sunshine. But sometimes she can be annoying too. Nonetheless, what really makes the Girly girl distinguishable is her perkiness and affinity for girly stuff.

If you wish to be a Girly girl, here are the things that are essential for you:

Make-up

And you need to know how to put it on.


Comb














And make it a point to use it.

Hair (should be long enough to comb)
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Always go to the salon to give it some TLC

Mirror











So that you could stare at your face

Trendy clothes











Every Girly Girl needs trendy clothes.

Camera
 










So you could take ALL the vain pictures you want and post it on Facebook

TONS of vain pictures
 










You should take as much shots possible that it's so annoying.

Girly girl friends











You could be the leader. Or just one of the posse. It's up to you, really.


High-pitched voice








It adds up to the perkiness

Hope this helps guys who want to be girls, or lesbians trying to be a girl again, or Girly girls who want to improve on their girlieness.

Watch out for part 2 of How to Be a Girl.

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